the donut.

a long, tiring journey to nowhere

donut cd cover


The donut is a feature of many modern worship groups - one of the best examples is found in Ealing in southern England.  Unlike a labyrinth, the donut has no centre - although there is no start or finish the donut can be considered one big dead end.  People jump on and off the donut, rushing around for their own entertainment, or to achieve fame and noteriety.  The donut explores a number of themes:

Empty - all our groups are 'empty' at the core.  The donut provides a sugary though essentially un-nourishing package to distract us from the emptyness of our experience.

Space - the donut is an opportunity to let go of our relationships.  The donut provides space and time for a good night out.

Camation - as we journey around the donut we are enouraged to think of ourselves as interchangeable cogs in the wheel of someone else's big idea.

The Donut.

Space and time for a good night out.

donut cd back cover

The Donut pack, avaliable good at all cheap cathedrals, consists of two meditative music tracks with a voiceover to help the punter make the most of their alt.worship experience.   While the traditional alt.worship labyrinth relies on the avaliability of walkmans and headphones for each walker, the donut is best experienced with a single sound system repeating the donut meditations over and over.

The two tracks are:

Proceed to the text of the voiceover , as read on the Official Donut music CD.
If you wish to use music other than the official tracks, you can read these meditations as it plays.

For more of Andrew's misguided meditations, return to the parables page .
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