Biblical quotes you can use to impress your friends:

Lev 21:17 - Speak to Aaron and say: No one of your offspring throughout their generations who has a blemish may approach to offer the food of his God. 18 For no one who has a blemish shall draw near, one who is blind or lame, or one who has a mutilated face or a limb too long, 19 or one who has a broken foot or a broken hand, 20 or a hunchback, or a dwarf, or a man with a blemish in his eyes or an itching disease or scabs or crushed testicles...

2Sam 14:14 - We must all die; we are like water spilled on the ground, which cannot be gathered up.

Ezek 16:45 - [in a long string of insults] Your mother was a Hittite and your father an Amorite.

Is 60:6- A multitude of camels shall cover you [this is a good thing] .

Is 24:16- Woe is me! For the treacherous deal treacherously, the treacherous deal very treacherously.

Is 28:8- All the tables are full of vomit ...

Ez 34:2- Thus says the Lord God, "Ho, shepherds of Israel!"

1Thess 5:7- For those who sleep, sleep at night, and those who get drunk get drunk at night .

Prov. 31:4- It is not for kings, O Lemuel, it is not for kings to drink wine,
or for rulers to desire strong drink;
or else they will drink and forget what has been decreed,
and will pervert the rights of all the afflicted.

Give strong drink to one who is perishing,
and wine to those in bitter distress;
let them drink and forget their poverty,
and remember their misery no more.

Is5:11- Woe to those who get up early in the morning...

Gen 20:3- God came to Abimalech in a dream and said to him "Behold, you are a dead man..."

God making a point:

Numbers 9:15-23- On the day the Tabernacle, the Tent of the Testimony, was set up, the cloud covered it. From evening till morning the cloud above the tabernacle looked like fire. That is how it continued to be; the cloud covered it, and at night it looked like fire. Whenever the cloud lifted from above the Tent, the Israelites set out; whenever the cloud settled, the Israelites encamped. At the Lord's command the Israelites set out, and at his command they encamped. As long as the cloud stayed over the tabernacle, they remained in camp. When the cloud remained over the tabernacle a long time, the Israelites obeyed the Lord's order and did not set out. Sometimes the cloud was over the tabernacle only a few days; at the Lord's command they would encamp, and then at his command they would set out. Sometimes the cloud stayed only from evening till morning, and when it lifted in the morning, they set out. Whether by day or by night, whenever the cloud lifted, they set out. Whether the cloud stayed over the tabernacle for two days or a month or a year, the Israelites would remain in camp and not set out; but when it lifted, they would set out. At the Lord's command they encamped, and at the Lord's command they set out. They obeyed the Lord's order, in accordance with his command through Moses.

Deut 23:2 - No bastard shall enter the temple of the Lord [and if any of yous think otherwise, we can step outside...].

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